Welcome to Hustler Parodies, a paradise of parodies of your favorite franchises like Fallout and Hell's kitchen, or shitty movies like Politics (full of Donald Trump penises).
Parodies have always been an iconic part of the porn business. When I was younger, I used to think "Shaving Ryan's Privates" was the funniest shit ever. Mix your favorite movie or TV show with a lot of ass and tits and you can never go wrong.
These titles are brought to you by Hustler, the iconic porn brand by world-renowned "smut peddler" Larry Flint, Jr. This means high-class porn stars and solid production quality like no other.
The videos on Hustlerparodies.com are full-length and feature top-class girls like Cameron Camela, Jayden Cole, and Alexis Ford. These girls dress up in all kinds of costumes and do all kinds of weird ass fucking to get your heart racing and your dick bouncing.
Hustler Parodies is a members-only site, so if you want to watch these videos, you'll want to get your wallet out. Fortunately, they have a great trial offer that allows you to explore these porn parodies without breaking the bank. Even if my love of porn has made me hungry, a $1 trial on this site can buy me a masturbation session and a nice meal.
Let's explore parody heaven!
Hustlerparodies has the standard video gallery layout found on most porn sites. When you first enter the members section, you will see a gallery displaying the latest updates, most popular updates, and live cams. The live cam gallery is an advertisement for another Hustler service, so don't expect to see a free live streaming bitch.
The main links are at the top. These links include Scenes, Pornstars, Search, Magazines, Categories, All Sites, and Live. The Scenes category is where all the parody videos are, so you will want to spend most of your time there. Note that the scenes are sorted between videos and pictures.
Under each video you will see the featured porn star, title, and upload date. Most videos are about 15 minutes long, just long enough to bust a nut.
Clicking on a video will take you to the video player, where the scene will play immediately. Here you won't encounter any ads or startup bullshit screens; Husterparodies takes you straight to the action.
At the bottom of the video player you'll see the title, the porn star's features, and a small summary of the scene. The summary is short and sweet. Other information includes upload date, runtime, and category (tags). Most of you will not need to worry about this.
Each video can be downloaded to your computer. There is a download link below the video, and Hustlerparodies has been kind enough to allow you to download in a variety of resolutions, with 720p being the best option for most videos.
As a member, you get cool bonuses in the magazine section. Basically, you get access to a huge number of Hustler magazines in digital format. No need to check out a magazine, just click on the cover of the magazine and you can read it instantly. Magazines include Hustler, Barely Legal, and Hustler's Taboo (BDSM).
That's about all you need to know about Hustlerparodies. There is also some cross-promotional bullshit on this site, but I won't go into that here. Also, keep in mind that there are a lot of links to live cam porn, but they are all just ads for Hustler's live cam platform.
Be prepared to see a lot of blue tits, including smurfs and avatars.
Hustler Parodies has about 1,000 videos to wank your flesh. The parodies are based on all kinds of popular shit: movies, TV shows, video games, politics, etc. I was surprised to see that there is even a Fallout parody on the top page. I guess video game geeks need penis relief just like everyone else.
Other franchises are also listed, including Fast and Furious, Boardwalk Empire, Survivor, and American Horror Story. There are a variety of recent and old ones. The Golden Girls parody will have you elderly motherfuckers squirming in your salt and pepper balls after watching it. You may not need Cialis.
There's also porn based on a recent classic: the parody of Basic Instinct is so good it's reminiscent of the divine scene in which Sharon Stone shows off her penis. I'm already getting a boner just thinking about it. Another funny one is "Modern Family". Of course, all of a sudden all the kids are adults and they take turns fucking each other.
In addition to the video, you also get a huge image gallery of their HQ photos. These are the standard set that accompanies the scene, in case you want some pictures to put up on your wall.
What I like.
There are hundreds of parodies and many videos in high quality. Some great parodies include "The Interview" (North Korean pornography, hell yeah), Donald Trump (God, I'd love to fuck Ivanka, but not as much as The Donald), and shit based on "Game of Thrones". There are also plenty of political parodies, so if you follow this ass-and-elephant shit, you can jerk off to Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton until you spend more than the national budget.
The streams all run at high speed and some movies can be seen in high quality. Basically, you get the quality you would expect from a porn giant like Hustler.
Hustlerparodies uses top rated pornographic talent. This is important because in the case of parodies, you can't have Melania Trump, Sharon Stone, and other ugly ass women pretending to be top notch actresses. These stars do a great job of parodying the original actresses while still maintaining nubile breasts and strong butt holes that take a hard beating. Work that sphincter, not Ivanka.
Finally, you'll also have access to a great image gallery and other bonus content from Hustler. Hustler has so much porn under its empire that they give you zero fucks extra to sign up for. Larry, you should have been president.
My pet peeve.
The most annoying thing about Hustler Parodies is how much they advertise other products. Live cam ads are everywhere and its all bullshit. They also dedicate entire pages to other hustler sites. This is common in porn, but still annoying.
I also don't understand why they don't have 1080 video for every scene. They should at least be shot in 1080p, and I wonder if bandwidth issues prevent them from providing better quality. If it's a pay site, they should be able to mail me a DVD if I ask for one. It's not cool that many videos here are maxed out at 720 when even free porn sites offer 1080p content.
The categorization and tags are also pretty weird. The tags are only for obvious things like blonde or big tits, and not much deeper than that. This makes the search functionality pretty weak.
In fact, I have never used the search function at all on Hustlerparodies. In fact, I have never used the search function at all in Hustlerparodies because I found it completely pointless. I would have preferred to browse through the galleries and find something of interest for my cock.
Navigation is more like "Gilligan's Island" than "Boardwalk Empire".
My main suggestion is to add more descriptions and tags to all the videos. Also, Hustlerparodies needs to offer 1080p streams and downloads or else we could be left behind in this modern age of HD porn.
I would also like to see more bonus content, not just Hustler magazines. Hustler is like a porn empire, so I would like to see more free videos and image galleries at least.
I also think they should add more genres. Most of the porn here is just straight porn with women and men in shitty costumes. I think there is room for more creativity and fetish action.
How about some human vs. ghoul action like in Fallout. Porn was just a guy in a shitty blue jumpsuit fucking a blonde beauty like it was 1980. Where did the inspiration come from?
The modern version of the classic porn parody.
When it comes to porn parodies, you either love them or you hate them. Sometimes it's really silly, or it's an excuse to watch porn stars fuck in silly costumes. On the other hand, they can be surprisingly funny or allow you to fantasize about your favorite characters.
Hustler parodies are better than the average parody because of their solid production values and big-name talent. If you like porn stars, you will recognize these sluts and their little boobs.
I had no problems with Hustler Parody's performance. All streams and downloads were fast and easy to navigate. The layout and design is a bit dated, but overall there were few problems with the site itself.
So what are you waiting for? Hustler Parodies has a generous free trial so you can jerk off to hilarious game of thrones lesbian sex without breaking the bank. That sounds like a deal to me.