BlackPatrol. Hello my fellow masturbators who enjoy masturbating so much that their male organs cease to function. As you all know, I am a model citizen who respects the law and always supports those in blue. I pay my taxes on time, pay my bills, and have never missed a rent payment. However, this site makes me wish I were a thug. Because on this site you will see wonderfully attractive MILF cops who are deliberately looking for young delinquents and outlaws, especially dark-skinned ones. Then they let them give them blowjobs and use their pussy as a detention center. And best of all, it all takes place in public. So, except for the pussy wall, these thugs will be released. No lawyers are needed. Anyway, after a terribly poor description of the site, which some retard will claim is racist, let's begin this review.
General First Impressions and Home Page
After confirming that you are entering the site, you are free to browse BlackPatrol.com. This actually limits your viewing and only allows you to see one video as a preview. After that, you can either purchase a membership or leave quickly. However, it is fair to say that this site reminded me why I like to write about pornography in the first place. There is no such thing as political correctness in pornography. Who would label me a racist or a misogynist? No one cares, and everyone is here to watch pornography. But in these videos you can literally see what looks like a police raid and it is actually really fucking awesome. I am amazed at how great the acting seems to be as well. All in all, nothing looks fake and you can tell that BlackPatrol.com is trying. Unfortunately, we don't have any other previews, but don't worry, we'll have more on this one later.
BlackPatrol.com relies heavily on parodies of contemporary American issues, with a particular focus on the overall war between blacks and cops. The reason I say this is because an essential part of navigating BlackPatrol.com is the description. If you don't mind sketches depicting racism, and fakes for gags at that, then get the hell out of here. But hey, first of all, it's the description. Basically, the entire site is meant to be scrolled through, so you won't find much else. The descriptions in darker colors are mostly about the site itself and what it can offer new customers, but there are other kinds of descriptions as well. Basically, combined, the site looks like a hilarious episode of South Park mixed with pornography. Honestly, I can't even masturbate to this. I just laugh hysterically.
Next up is the video. You will see a player where you can play it, but you have to pay first. Unfortunately, I can't because I'm not black. Besides, I think I have a big cock, but it doesn't measure up to the monstrous size you see here. Mine is just to write and enjoy success, not to sniff the ass of a cop who just took off his uniform.
As far as the content goes, as far as I'm concerned.
You can only preview it once on BlackPatrol.com, but that preview is hilarious. At least we get an idea of what their usual video routine is like. For example, at the beginning of the video, we see three MILF cops cursing and calling one black guy all kinds of names. Then the poor guy starts complaining and explains that he is being accused without any evidence. But these cops don't care. There's even an action scene where they charge the gang with guns. It's like a real raid, and the police cars are right there, sirens blaring. I mean, what can I say about this? What can I say about this? Mix the TV show from "The Rookie," the camera style from "The Office," and the humor from Comedy Central, and you get this. In other words, no amount of genius can invent this. If forced to, only a man who worships cops, drinks light beer, hates black people, and is addicted to pornography could make something like this.
If you are interested in the appearance of women, there is nothing special about them. I mean, these women are fat, but not in a sexy way. It's like giving three fat housewives in Tennessee a badge and a gun and allowing their husbands to cheat on them. Desperate Housewives doesn't come close to this, and if you ask me, it was a pretty addictive trash show for women; BlackPatrol.com is basically doing the same thing, just shifting to a cop show style and getting a low-budget version of girls.
The action on BlackPatrol.com is sucking a guy's dick as a way to interrogate him or get a sample of his evidence. Or they make them suck pussy as punishment. I'm not sure. Then the sex starts, boom, and somehow these vicious criminals are reformed. Righteous fat cunts stop them, and they will never commit a crime again because they are afraid of cunts. In fact, they will never go near a woman again. They may not be ghosts, but this is the second coming of the Ghostbusters, the female version.
Registration and Conclusion
Well, the registration is the interesting part: when you click register at BlackPatrol.com, you are redirected to Vendo's service, where you pay a fee: $30+ for a one-month membership, or just over $100 for a one-year membership. All in all, the prices are great. I may purchase a membership, I have a few questions about the service and I'd love to hear what you think of it. If they removed the sex part I think they could actually sell it to a TV station. This is truly a gold mine, folks. It is the product of this century, and if you can get the