Have you ever had gel kaoke? Before I answer, I think I should explain a little more about what I'm talking about. This is not the same as the time you got drunk in a bar, yelled half of the lyrics to Sweet Caroline into a microphone, then puked on yourself and cursed at the girl who wouldn't leave with you. Such experiences are technically called assholaoke and should not be confused with the anal ones that can be found on this next website. Anal in this context refers to the physical action, not to the dickheads like your dad. I think you still get my point.
From the name, I thought Jerkaoke.com was a porn site where girls get fucked while singing. But the name is fitting, as it offers fun, lighthearted, premium hardcore dirty movies, and although it's a relatively new brand with its first video released in late 2021, you'd never guess it from the hundreds of thousands of visitors it gets each month. So let's take a look at what these perverts are into.
Bring your perverts here!
If you want to know the truth, I was already excited before I started poking around this piece. And here's why: I did a review yesterday for our sister site, Delphine Films, and I was really impressed with it. Simply put, Delphine is a very sleek, very cinematic, very filthy fuck flick, and they shoot with some top-class talent. Model Media, which runs both sites, is an Asian company that has been shaking up the scene since 2019; not even half of brands like Brazzers are well-known yet, but expect their visibility to continue to rise as more people start to see this stuff! I hope they continue to rise in stature as more and more people see this stuff.
Moving on to today's topic: the Jerkaoke. Right away, we saw that we were looking at material with similarly high production values. The company has spent quite a bit of money on sets and costumes, so the thumbnails all look more polished and colorful than your typical reality porn paysite. Many of the scenes were filmed on game show sets, with pretty girls naked playing beer bongs and limbo amidst X-regative neon lights.
Yes, let's talk about these pretty girls, because like Delphine Films, Jerkaoke.com takes turns featuring attractive and talented porn stars. If you are a regular porn viewer, you will begin to recognize the women immediately. Not to toot my own horn, but many of these women have stopped by the PornDudeCasting couch, where I got to know them in a biblical sense: Gianna Dior, Vanessa Vega, Gia Derza, and Kira Noir are just a few of the women we have in common, and it is clear that they have good taste.
Speaking of good taste, Alyx is in a movie called "Blowjob Champion" and she and Mae Milano are trying to figure out who does the best head, since Jerkaoke.com has lots of free video previews, unlike most pay sites these days, I took a look at the trailer. It's shot in the classic porn style, with multiple cameras, solid editing, and a ridiculous premise that gives them an excuse to film a lot of dirty sex. There's a lot more to this threesome than blowjobs: pussy eating, doggy position, face riding, cum shots, and so on.
But what about all of it?
I love free previews, though. Unless I'm in a hurry, two minutes just isn't enough. Unless the Starbucks barista calls the cops again, I have enough time today to watch the full movie and enjoy a good long masturbation session. With that in mind, I headed over to the sign-up page.
Jerkaoke.com membership signups are cheap as shit. It's 7 bournes a month for streaming only, and 11 bournes if you want to download as well. I'm always annoyed when they charge extra for downloads, but considering that most pay sites charge a base fee of $30, this is still a solid bargain. 3-month packages don't offer as much of a discount on the price as other sites, but it's still a lot cheaper than the The registration page includes a link to the website that says, "For two or more
The registration page says "2 or more videos updated weekly," but this is not true. Looking at the upload dates of recent releases, it appears they are dropping new porn every Friday. While this is less than advertised, it still meets my pay site's golden standard of weekly releases, and I appreciate a steady and predictable schedule.
As of this writing, Full Stash contains about 90 films. That's a little less than some sites that have been around for years, but it should still be quite a while before you start to get bored. Most movies clock in between 30 and 40 minutes, so they don't scoop you up with short videos or chopped up episodes like some of the other pay sites out there.
Who is up for an X-rated game show. One of the hardest things about being a professional masturbator is deciding where to start your fap test. This is a serious dilemma because so many movies seem to be fap-able on sites like this. I first checked the category filters to see if anything caught my eye; Jerkaoke offers a wide range of porn subgenres and sex acts, including lesbian, facial, anal, cuckold, foursome, and ass-to-mouth.
Checking into Big Ass spit out 15 movies from the search results with a little extra in the trunk, and since I wanted to see Jerkaoke's game show video of Alyx limboing under a limbo stick, I couldn't help but click on the video of Alyx limboing under a limbo stick. This girl is so beautiful and in my experience, a real fuckable girl.
The 30 minute movie starts out like a game show intro, but with more tits. April Olsen is the host, introducing the contestants and explaining the basic rules. I didn't catch much of the rules because the girls look so gorgeous in their harem sheer outfits. In the first game, Alix shoots suction-cup arrows at a cock picture while a male costar feels her up.
I skipped a bit to the limbo scene in the thumbnail. I've had Alix hula hoop, so I knew she was good with her hands, but this scene is still worth watching. Then there's the balloon breaking scene, which is a fetish, but the real action starts about 15 minutes in.
There is something very hot about going from a lighthearted game show sequence into a sex scene. I think it's the same setting, but with a change in tone. Outside of amateur porn shoots, there are others, but they are invisible and basically nonexistent. But in this film, you just see them doing their game-show thing, so you don't have to suspend your disbelief; you feel as if you are witnessing intimacy in public. What if Alex Trebek took out his penis and started fucking the contestants on "Jeopardy"?
With the purchase of a full Jerkaoke membership and download, this piece is worth a permanent place in your permanent spank bank. It starts with missionary, then headbutt, then doggy, then man on top again, drilling the beautiful Alyx with the BBC. Who will ultimately win the game show? It will be you, me, and those who are waving their penises at the screen while watching this delicious smut, I insist.
Jerkaoke.com would be worth the money, even if they were charging the industry standard $30 a month. At current rates, it is almost a waste and a disgrace not to subscribe. With weekly releases, a catalog of 90 films, and the quality of the talent and productions, Jerkaoke.com has everything I look for in a porn site. In particular, I think Jerkaoke will appeal to masturbators who like dirty movies and some added fun. Check out the preview and see how this vibe makes you feel.