MassageRepublic. Hey, pervert. I'm sick and tired of pounding your meat into the pile of porn sites I review here. But let's do something a little special today. Instead of spending the evening watching raunchy videos, let's see if you can get laid at MassageRepublic.com.
This site has been around for more than a decade and has managed to stay safe amidst the sprawl of sites like Craigslist and BackPage that go after hookers. We need to draw a line in the sand, and my first thought was that Massage Republic was playing it too safe and not really being helpful. Well, am I wrong because they are getting 3 million hits a month or is that like 6 million blue balls.
Hundreds of Hot, Horny Escorts Near Me
MassageRepublic has a slightly different warning screen than other sex sites. Like most sites, it warns you that if you are not of legal age in your country, you cannot browse. You will also see a disclaimer that you are responsible for obeying local laws and a statement clearly intended to keep you out of any bad business you might be involved in. Instead of clicking the "I agree" button, you accept the warning by entering your city of residence in the box.
There wasn't a single woman in my suburb, so I changed my location to a major city in an area about an hour away. Bingo. A small message said that there were listings in several other nearby cities. The city names are highlighted, but not really linked, so you have to re-enter those locations in the search bar.
It would be helpful if the listings closest to the zip code were automatically selected and put on one page. But unless you are retarded, you should be able to name the nearest major city and navigate from there. If you live in a Unabomber-like shack in the wilderness, you are out of luck, but why are you reading this?
MassageRepublic offered a menu of 253 local escorts in the city. Only 108 of them have verified photos on their profiles. Keep in mind that in many places, offering or buying services can get you arrested. When you bought LSD on the darknet, did you upload a photo of your driver's license? No way, I don't think so.
(Unfortunately, I could not actually verify how the photo was verified. The help page for advertisers has a link to verify the photo, but no explanation of what actually happens. There is also a section on verifying photos after being accused of posting fakes, which is the most common complaint from users. We like the fact that escorts who post fake photos will be blocked and their credits will be maintained.)
Local Statistics for Local Sluts
To better serve you, this site provides helpful statistics on the girls I have chosen. In my area, prices range from $24 to $1,000, with the average cost hovering around $283. I see. This is awesome Once you have chosen the kinky act you want done to your Adonis-like body, press the plus icon at the end of the line. This is where you will dial in the exact type of girl you want to have that filthy act done to you.
MassageRepublic's advanced search allows you to select bust size, age, height, and hair color. You can select ethnicity, nationality, language, whether they are shaved, whether they smoke, and whether they are incall or outcall. It is also nice to be able to narrow down the list to only girls with reviews. Too bad there is no body type field and no weight range to cheat. There is a name field, though, for some reason.
I was in the mood for ass-fucking a blonde, big-breasted teenager, and since ATM isn't listed, I opted for Anal and CIM - Come In Mouth. I then chose Large Cup Size, Blonde and selected 18-19 as my age group.
Unfortunately, there was no match. But I think I was pretty specific in my request: when I removed the teenage requirement, I found three big-breasted blonde escorts in my area who were willing to butt-fuck me and eat semen for cash. It's time to party, folks.
If you want to have a good time...
I signed up for MassageRepublic and gave them my email address because I figured if I gave them my email address, I would eventually end up on the worldwide johns list that the #metoo generation is targeting for extermination. But if it gets me one step closer to hitting up adults for money, so be it.
On this site, you don't have to actually sign up at all. Just click on the "See More & Contact Me" button next to a girl's photo, and you'll be taken to her profile. There you will select more photos and get more information about the escort and her services, including prices. Best of all, their contact information is available without giving any of you to the website.
MassageRepublic is a nice website. It looks good, works very well and it has a good selection of babes you can call for a good time. Not only is the site sex positive and very informative about finding the right escort, but also about what to do with her before, during and after the purchase. what I learned in the GTA turned out to be completely wrong.
If I have one major complaint about this site, it is that it is not available everywhere. This is a complaint about the worldwide distribution of prostitutes, not an indictment of MassageRepublic; MassageRepublic lists the best cities and countries for travel companions.
Escorts cost money, but the website is free. There is no good reason not to at least peruse the local selections. Who knows. You may find your next escort obsession; you better choose that GFE in the drop down.