Parody Pass.Remember when Netflix and chill was all the rage? For a brief but glorious moment, we had a perfectly viable excuse to ask girls out for sex, not that there was a perfectly viable excuse to ask girls out for sex before Netflix and chill became known. There were always great excuses for that. The difference is not so much the fact that the girls who agreed to come to Netflix and chill knew exactly what was about to happen.
There was no dithering on either side. It's not like she was going to watch reruns of Breaking Bad or whatever was popular on Netflix at the time. She would watch something on Netflix when she came over, but it was all part of the charade. She will pretend to watch a show, but in the first episode, neither you nor she will pay any attention to the computer screen. She already has your penis in her mouth.
And while she is sucking your penis, you may be watching at least half-heartedly. To be honest, you were pretty dependent on how well she sucked your dick. Eventually, however, it's time to fuck her. You take off her pants, she gets on her knees and bends over, in the Doggy Style (because, after all, you just met and the Doggy Style is completely impersonal in this situation). That way, she might get a turn to watch (that is, if you haven't fucked her enough).
The days of Netflix and chill seem to be all but over. The phrase has basically become a meme at this point. But I will never forget that beautiful moment. I didn't have to have a big game (but I did have a Netflix account) to get laid; Netflix or no Netflix, I still get laid to a point. But not everyone is that smooth. Maybe Netflix and chill has reduced your body count: ...... Why don't we pause for a moment and say a silent prayer for your penis: ......?
But here's some good news for you. Even if you don't feel like getting laid right now, there are still ways to connect your favorite shows and movies with orgasms. Yes, I'm talking about porn parody sites. Just like any other kind of porn site, there are some that are much better than others. So let's take a look at some premium pay sites that specialize in parody porn.
A wide variety of parody porn is available.
A major drawback to many of the parody porn sites I have reviewed is the lack of quantity. In other words, many of these sites do not have a good spread in terms of what shows or movies they parody. Some of these sites offer just a few parodies, like three or four shows or movies. And while they may be really well done, the odds of having a pornographic version of your favorite show are therefore low.
Also, parody porn of shows or movies you've never seen or don't particularly like is about as pointless as boobs without nipples. Most of the pleasure of watching parody porn lies in the desire for the characters, a longing that has built up over weeks, months, and in some cases, years.
However, once you enter the Parody Pass member area, that concern is quickly put to rest. The first thing you notice upon logging in is the variety of videos offered. Moreover, there is a lot of variety, and an equal mix of movies and TV series. A quick look at the home page reveals a number of interesting titles, many of which I had never even been interested in watching pornographic spoofs before.
At the top of the members area is a large banner made up of a collage of videos offered on the site, with the Parody Pass logo below it. It includes parodies of classic shows and movies, as well as current popular titles.
The banner shows "My Neighbor Seinfeld," "The Office," "The X-Files" (named "The Sex Files"), "Reno 911," "Star Trek," "That 70s Show," to name a few. Scrolling further down the page, you will see upcoming networks to be released, and finally, the latest in parody passes. Here, in the first few lines, you can choose from True Blood porn, two Sex Files, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Anchorman, Scooby Doo, The Flinstones, and Sex and the City. You see what I mean about variety. There is something for everyone at Parody Pass.
Scroll down further and you'll find even more videos, some of which are classics: The Big Lebowski, The Breakfast Club, Cheers, Friends, Scrubs, Who's the Boss, The Big Bang Theory, and many more. The list goes on and on, and ParodyPass strives to cover a wide range of movies, shows, genres, and eras, and I really enjoy the fact that it fulfills all of my movie fantasies across the decades, from "Cheers" to "True Blood" and beyond.
Another great thing about Parody Pass is that along with the diversity of content, the sheer volume is impressive. Many parody porn sites don't have many movies to enjoy due to budgetary concerns (and perhaps copyright concerns). Some sites, however, put all their money into crazy graphics and elaborate sets for each piece. Parody Pass, however, does not offer a half-assed two-page selection of videos to choose from. Instead, you'll enjoy six pages of video, or more than 200 feature-length scenes.
Parody Pass does not spend its entire budget on elaborate sets and Hollywood-style CGI, but that does not mean the quality of the videos is any less. Not at all. In fact, I was impressed with most of the videos. They all seem to be very well cast (the porn stars actually look like the characters they are playing), and most importantly, the fucking is accurate. You wouldn't expect anything less from a respected studio like New Sensations, though.
Quality parody without sacrificing quality pornography.
In porn parody, there is a fine line between accurately parodying a show or movie and filling the porn with stories and descriptions. This is a common pitfall for parody pornographers, who try to pay homage to the film by giving it too much context and acting when what it really needs is hardcore fucking in character costumes. However, "Parody Pass" does not fall into this trap. I think it strikes the perfect balance between providing just enough information to draw the viewer into the world of the show without going overboard. These videos are primarily pornographic, not parody. They are nothing more than great pornography, with familiar sets and characters you always want to see fucking each other. It should be.
As an added bonus, the producers of "Parody Pass" also respect the aesthetic of the show they are parodying. This means that the way the pornographic version is shot reflects or mimics that of the parody show. For example, the parody of "The Office" actually utilizes the mockumentary filming style made famous by the show. In some scenes, the camera peeking through the window is cut in the same way as the show, not only paying homage to the show but also adding a hot voyeuristic element.
Parody Pass is not updated as regularly as other pay-porn sites, but it is important to consider the length of the films. All films are at least one hour long. Some of them reach three hours. This is the same length as the Titanic. (Sadly, there is no Titanic spoof on Parody Pass: ...... Not yet anyway). This makes it even less likely that we will run out of great parody porn before the next update.
All in all, Parody Pass is a great site. My only complaint would be the infrequency of updates. However, the more people sign up and the more regularly they use the site, the more frequently it will be updated, so check it out!