What is the Pissy Network. Is it a message board for bitchy Karens to air their daily grievances about not being the center of the world, or is it a cable channel meant only for the angriest men. I wouldn't be here to talk about such nonsense. If there's one thing I love, it's masturbating, and sometimes that goes well with a refreshing lemonade.
PissyNetwork.com is a network of premium pissy porn, all included in one ticket. I'm a big fan of this network. Because networks tend to be great value for your money, and this network promises to have more specialized, super-wet and freaky content than some of the bigger networks like TeamSkeet and RealityKings. They may not be as popular as the branded sites, but they make the big companies look almost vanilla. Who wants to play shitty water sports.
European girls with full bellies.
PissyNetwork almost tells you what you get with the title, but if you can't read or write, you can smell even brighter on the tour page. Did I say it smells. Oops. This page shows a sexy girl and lots of bodily fluids.
There are a few things I noticed immediately. There are sexy Euro models, amateurs and porn stars all over the place. I thought I spotted Gianna Dior, a Czech melon from Prague, on the top page. Honestly, it's rare to see a pissing scene from a popular porn star. (I have Natasha Nice to experience it for the first time).
I wish the PissyNetwork.com tour had told us exactly how many sites are included in the membership -- they listed several, including Wet and Pissy, VIPissy and Got2Pee -- but then said the content is subject to change. That's typical, but it's also typical that networks are expanding, not shrinking. What you find today will probably exist a year from now, and hopefully there will be new Pi sites by then.
I won't know until I get a full picture of the sites included, but one of the things I really like about this setup is what it stands for. There's a huge variety of pussy porn on this site. There's a lesbian movie where the girls shower each other with money, and a hardcore scene where, in addition to the usual fucking and sucking, a lot of pee comes out of their bladders.
Cheaper than a bottle of Coke made from homeless people's urine.
Those who get their fetish porn from OnlyFans or websites that sell clips are used to paying a lot more for fap material than the average Joe Blow who likes teenage blowjobs. Producers of niche content can often raise prices because there is little competition. So I figured PissyNetwork would charge more than $30 for a traditional pay site.
But I was wrong - Pissy Network really is cheap as hell. I guess it's the economic benefit of filming debauchery in Eastern Europe - Pissy Network costs $8 for the first month, then $15 every month after that. The annual membership fee is $6 a month, which is very reasonable for a long-term membership. The lifetime membership is $50 cheaper than what I charge at PornDudeCasting, but my issue is limited and has a louder name.
The tour page promises five weekly updates, and judging by the upload dates, they seem to be keeping that promise. It's not a rigid schedule, but I drop a new batch of pee almost every day. Sometimes I get two or more if I'm lucky, and I never turn down even two. The more the merrier. Especially if it involves pretty girls making big wet puddles of pee at their feet and on the faces of beautiful European actors.
And one more thing: they promise to offer more than 1,000 scenes - PissyNetwork seems to be growing so fast that they're having a hard time getting the facts right for the tour. Go inside to see more than 2,000 masturbation movies. Today's first release features a beautiful brunette playing with her pussy and pussy for 26 minutes (a short solo outdoor scene will also be released a few hours later).
However, one immediate complaint about the site is that some of the scenes are too damn short. Scenes in which the girls do their dirty deeds indoors usually last about 30 minutes, while outdoor scenes last only a minute or two. However, Pissy Network usually releases at least two longer scenes every week, so it's still great value for money.
Sneak peeks of beautiful girls peeing.
I've never been shy about admitting to being a perv, so I decided to start the official Pissy Network fap test with a hardcore or lesbian scene rather than a solo show. Lucky for me, a 30-minute video of girls peeing called "Cynthia Vellons Pissing With Friends" was updated first this week. The thumbnail shows one of the brunettes peeing in the mouth of another waiting girl.Click on the video page and the scene immediately starts playing, opening with a big, splashy, wet VIPissy intro. By default the movie is streamed in 720p, but I've maxed out at 1080p and haven't had any serious problems with buffering. I hope they keep up and add 4k soon.
The video begins with two babes in tight sexy dresses flirting and testing each other. There is a glass of champagne on the coffee table, but it is empty. They seem to realize this at the same time, and within two minutes the older woman is vigorously dipping into the champagne glass. It's clear that the writing is the main event, not some petty show inserted in the middle of a traditional porn scene." "Cheers," she says and sips her lemonade.
They're well hydrated-unless PissyNetwork.com found them in a medical research center for beautiful women with giant bladders. A few minutes after the scene where the champagne glasses overflow and spill on the floor, all is not yet lost.
I don't want to spoil it, but the whole part is covered in piss anyway, with pussy eating, dildo playing and masturbation. By the end of the movie, the girls are glistening with pee and just splashing pee in all directions. My only complaint is that there is no download button anywhere. I freaking hate it when sites delay downloading, but at least the entry fee was very cheap.
PissyNetwork.com has a lot to offer, at least if you're a man who likes pissy whores. The site has a good mix of solo girls peeing outside and professionally filmed scenes inside, with a deep collection and lots of updates. It's a bargain, even if it's not a fetish site, but niche content usually sells for a shitty price. I can easily recommend this site to all the perverts who can't get enough of Lemonade.